Year Joined: (not known)
Main Genre: Alternative Rock
Characteristics: I'm a compulsive collector. It really doesn't matter what it is. I have massive collections of records, B-movies, magazines, porn. Even my musical instruments fit into a collectors scheme. Everything I own is rare, obscure, or one of a kind. My parents stopped loving me once I hit puberty, and, Oh yeah...I poop too much.
Comments: Why are you such a sloppy assed drunk? Let's set the record straight here. I am only cocked between the hours of 10pm - 6am, when the FCC let's me swear the loudest. Gin makes me proud, beer makes me strong, and wine makes me irresistably fuckable. If a tree falls in the woods and you piss in a bucket, why is Gene Simmons your favorite member of KISS? What a stupid question. Do you think you're being clever? I'm not even going to answer that.
First Song played: Cop Shoot Cop "Swimming in Circles"
When not DJ-ing: Drinking - QE2, Gingerman. Shopping - Last Vestige Records, Cornerstone Music, Flipped Out Records (RIP). Eating - Cusato's, Taj Mahal, Chinese Buffet. Fucking - home, her place.